{ "title": "Talking Simpsons - The Seven-Beer Snitch", "link": "https://www.patreon.com/talkingsimpsons/posts/talking-simpsons-166063619", "pubDate": "Wed, 19 Aug 2026 04:00:07 GMT", "enclosure": { "url": "https://www.patreon.com/api/rss/u/rmyy4wk9sUVniMKwwBiVvXERM46rLVJR/e/166063619.mp3?sig=f_yBEMROwEQBJcgPgjwV4qCJt0mXQc9xgoFX89MlY6M%3D", "length": "296175685", "type": "audio/mpeg" }, "content": "

\"I only did what I had to do to survive... in a style befitting a French monarch.\" - Homer Simpson

When Springfield's new concert hall goes bust, Mr. Burns buys the property and turns it into a for-profit prison. Homer fails to get hired as a guard, but finds a much more lucrative path within its walls by becoming a full-time snitch.

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