{
    "title": "Talking Simpsons - Goo Goo Gai Pan",
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    "pubDate": "Wed, 15 Jul 2026 04:00:06 GMT",
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    "content": "<html><p>\"Jub-Jub can't take care of me when I'm old and sick. All he can do is eat me when I'm dead\" - Selma Bouvier</p><p>The perpetually unlucky in love Selma suddenly experiences menopause symptoms, making her mothering urge rise to previously unseen levels. Thankfully, she finds China's baby girl surplus will solve all of her problems—as long as she's willing to play Homer's wife.</p><p></p></html>",
    "contentSnippet": "\"Jub-Jub can't take care of me when I'm old and sick. All he can do is eat me when I'm dead\" - Selma Bouvier\nThe perpetually unlucky in love Selma suddenly experiences menopause symptoms, making her mothering urge rise to previously unseen levels. Thankfully, she finds China's baby girl surplus will solve all of her problems—as long as she's willing to play Homer's wife.",
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