{ "title": "Talking Simpsons - There's Something About Marrying", "link": "https://www.patreon.com/posts/talking-simpsons-159322830", "pubDate": "Wed, 03 Jun 2026 04:00:03 GMT", "enclosure": { "url": "https://www.patreon.com/api/rss/u/rmyy4wk9sUVniMKwwBiVvXERM46rLVJR/e/159322830.mp3?sig=7FSA7qumbP7Dwyr4-HrMKgkznqmMJTDitutZs00C2U4%3D", "length": "348925837", "type": "audio/mpeg" }, "content": "

\"As long as two people love each other, I don't think god cares whether they both have the same hoo-hoo or ha-ha.\" - Marge Simpson

When tourism starts declining thanks to several of Bart's famous pranks, the city of Springfield legalizes gay marriage—and Homer cashes in as a hastily ordained minister. But when Patty comes out of the closet to marry her newly revealed fiance, the truth is revealed in a shocking twist that'll definitely make you happy it's not 2005 anymore.

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