\"It's just hard not to listen to TV; it's spent so much more time raising us than you have.\" - Bart Simpson
After a trip to a candy convention, Homer lands hot water when his attempt to extract a precious gummi from the babysitter's butt gets misconstrued as sexual harassment. As a media circus surrounds his home and makes his life a living hell, Homer finds an unlikely savior in a lone Scottish pervert.
Our Guest: Cartoonist Mattie Lubchansky
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